I have a pretty cool english teacher this term. He sent us an email giving us a backstory on everything that’s happened in book we are reading now, “Agamemnon.” Here’s what he wrote:
In case you don’t remember from “The Odyssey.”Trojan — dudes of Troy– royalty comes to Greece to party at the home of King Menelaus husband of the ridiculously hot Helen who was hotter than even I would be if I were a woman and we all know that I would be so hot. Menelaus shows off his hottie wife saying, “My gal is red hot; your gal is doodly-squat.”
Paris, Trojan prince, says to Helen, “I got what it takes to take what you got.” Convinces her to come away back to Troy. She goes.
Menelaus wakes up after the party and finds hottie wife Helen gone. Okay, so maybe not after the party, but wife is gone and Paris has stolen her.
Menelaus calls his Greek Royal Posse: Odysseus, Agamemnon and others. Menelaus says, “I’ve been disrespected. Gotta go to Troy, take my wife back, kick butt, sack city, rape, pillage, plunder.”
Agamemnon says: I’m down. Says goodbye to his wife Clytemnestra. “Be back soon, baby,” he says. “No problem. Month . . . tops.” Decides to take beautiful 15 year old daughter Iphigenia with him and his thousands of troops. They load the boats.
But far at sea, Agamemnon’s boats . . . stop moving. No wind. All sun. No wind comes. No
Now read to find out what Agamemnon does and then imagine how Clytemnestra feels about it when she gets wind of it.
Okay, so the Prophet tells him to sacrifice his daughter to save his army. He does so, but read that text.
Clytemnestra finds out. Angry. Swears revenge.
Agamemnon gone a long time. Long, long time. 10 years! During which time Clytemnestra plots revenge with her new good thang, Aegisthus.
Agamemnon comes home. “Hi Honey!”