Archive for the 'Thoughts' Category
Could Be The Helmets
Friday, November 23rd, 2007Via About.com interview with Daft Punk:
DMA: So, how about all the girls who love you?
Thomas and Guy-Manuel just look at each other and start babbling in French. This concludes our interview.
I am updating all of my quick thoughts on my Twitter page.
The Joy Of English
Sunday, October 21st, 2007“You know what that means?” Her voice quivered. She brow-beat me with her thy, which I would have taken more seriously had it not been for her enormous gesticulating nostrils.
Unreal Butter
Saturday, November 11th, 2006Real butter on our popcorn.
Try muttering that to yourself all day and you’ll know how I feel.
New Word
Friday, June 23rd, 2006“Fraughing” - Use it in substitution with Fu**ing.
Wisdom Teeth
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006Only Once
Monday, April 3rd, 2006On Wednesday of this week, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. This won’t ever happen again.
Quite amazing.
Fighting Ennui: Bite-Sized Strides
Thursday, March 30th, 2006- Start making sounds when no one’s around. I do it all the time. I’m crazy.
- Take an old pencil lying around, sharpen it, then stick it in the celing, making it stay there forever. Works best at schools. Not that I’ve had any experience doing so at a school, but it’s good to do just in case gravity suddenly shifts upward and you feel you need to write about it.
- When handling an object, use two hands to pick it up. Suddenly the object becomes precious.
- When shaking someone’s hand, make eye contact, start a conversation if you want, but don’t let go of the hand. Confidence.
Hopefully this helped your mind get out of the drain, like a tetherball about to deflate.
