Via Facebook

Google image search for Augustus of Primaporta.

“I take a picture very quickly and instantly forget about it. Not for good, but for the time being. Suddenly I just feel like I have to take a picture. Sometimes I’ll leave the house with a fully loaded camera and end up with nothing. It’s just about being there. Anywhere. Even the most uninteresting, ugly or boring places can for an instant become magical to me.”

It was the Demon who turned now,
to crack his knuckles
and look glum over the
coming sunrise.

We have noticed you are working with a top-down, proactive approach. We can remain customer focused and goal-directed, innovate and be an inside-out organization which facilitates sticky web-readiness transforming turnkey euphemisms into brand 24/365 paradigms with benchmark production channels, implementing viral e-services and dot-com action-items, with more or less progress. 

Thanks to unbelievable acceleration, we have seized our chance at action. We expect to sell each warehouse and raise a red flag to remember to touch base for outside-of-the-box e-tailors. Re-envisioning innovative partnerships that evolve dot-com initiatives to deliver synergistic foot loss to incentivize, and we will let you know what we mean.

I had a bad day.
Source image from Extreme Instability.

Guest comics for my friend’s webcomic. A little clarification about the last comic: it’s referencing Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy from the SouljaBoyTellEm.com album. The joke is that while this octopus can tango that well, a young kid yelling over distorted eight-measure loops can’t.

From The Weird Al Show

Source image from here.